Still in my rebellious rite-of-passage phase.

I anticipate always feeling as whimsical as I was when I chose this.

Thinking ahead deficient.

Quite willing to flirt with infections.

Personal names on my body are not necessarily indicative of my relationship with that person when you read this.

I regretted this one almost immediately.

It may be wrong to assume that I know what this symbol represents.

Future long-sleeve lover.

Actively taking a role in reducing the number of potential places that might employ me.

I HAD to be fairly inebriated to go with this one.