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Some Advantages to Casting an Effeminate Tattooed Guy with Long Hair in Vampire Roles for a Music Video
Tattooed guys don’t care about money; contracts can be fulfilled with manly handshakes.
Effeminate auras cut back on the need for set lighting.
Long hair cut back on the need for make up.
There will be a lot of free publicity in Chicago, New York, London, Copenhagen, Hamburg…
Countless scenario possibilities can be extracted from the bible.
Teeth & the possibility of biting create new prospects for food-catering for a in the middle of a forest.
People who don’t care about money are never in a hurry to finish.
No one expects convincing actors anyway.
Effeminate people know better than anyone that women are all-knowing, so once they get going they damn it all to hell ”” they’re already screwed!